The Republic of -Sai Wan Ho is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The cynical population of 2.767 billion -Sai Wan Hoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 53.5%.

The very strong -Sai Wan Hoan economy, worth 216 trillion HKDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 78,259 HKDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Sai Wan Ho's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

-Sai Wan Ho is ranked 154,698^th in the world and 6,396^th in Lazarus for Largest Populations, with 2.77 billion capita.